Glorious?
Haha. No need to suck up.
I'd help you, but there's a list of problems:
1. You haven't really asked for specific advice.
2. I'm not even a pro at photoshop or illustrator.
3. I never have time to really work on walls or anything because of my busy schedule.
4. I suck ass at photoshop and illustrator.
5. my computer is slow as hell.
6. I'm preoccupied with other work.
7. School starts soon.
8. I'm not very active on AP

Other than those listed problems..and more...if there's anything i can do to help, then I will.
Just go ahead and PM me.
Oh and no, you don't sound like a leecher. More of a suckup. xP
But don't take it personally, I don't mind helping.
Well see you.